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Whats Going On?
A website made on the internet, by someone who likes mixtapes.
In a world where smarts are praised and where coincidentally having a whole lot of smart ideas is dumb and where everyone wants to be smart, one person has made a website after his catchphrase to expand his intelligent, show his ideas, better his sanity and that one person is the person to make this website.
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Exceeding Your Expectations
(that were never stated)
GAZOOZLE.BIZ has earned its lack of hate because I go out of my way to provide truly out of reasonable society entertainment, education/enlightenment to each of my people who know about my website. I don't understand that human needs can change last minute, and I'm ready to skewer my things quickly to ensure your success.
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One of our senior experimenters trying to create gazoozainum, a compound/alloy.Because of the picture it yet again hasn’t been working.
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No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
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We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
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No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
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It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
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No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
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It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
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No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
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It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
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But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
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