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Behold the first product to buy on GAZOOZLE.Biz.

Updated: Mar 24, 2020

After thinking long and hard about a product to put for sale on my site I’ve final found one

CEO snake oil.

ingredients: 2 parts water 1 part canola oil

Uses: you can put it in your salad, and shine your shoes with it, you can even cook with it like regular oil, but the best part of all is that you can tan with it. The possibles are neigh endless, so dip your tools s**t I don’t care!

3.25$ for a pint

And

6.50$ for a quart (Canadian dollars)

,now I accept any currency equivalent like Deutsche Marks, Reichsmarks, Polish złotys, Labour coins, illuminati secret handshake. If you can pay the equivalent of 3.25$ Canadian or 6.50 then you are allowed to.

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